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THE PHILIPPINES: RECIPE OF AN IDYLLIC ODYSSEY

Writer's picture:  Anouck & Marie Anouck & Marie


THE PHILIPPINES' RECIPE


Preparing time:

29 days on spot, or 4451 kms


Cooking time:

134 hours spent in 58 different transports


Ingredients:

  • 3 planes

  • 9 ferrys

  • 1 speedboat

  • 4 local buses

  • 3 jeepneys

  • 4 minivans

  • 4 Grabs

  • 5 bankas

  • 2 pick-ups

  • 12 tricycles

  • 1 buggy

  • 8 scooters

  • 1 habal-habal

  • 1 kayak

Seasonings:

  • 1 volcanic eruption

  • 1 crazy drive in a buggy

  • 1 overdose of rice and fried chicken

  • 5 nights in a bungalow with a heavenly setting

  • 1 hunt of a lizard blocked in our mosquitoe net

  • 4 endless hours of sea sickness

  • 1 lost external battery

  • 1 definitely broken GoPro

  • 2 good downpours on our heads (preferably when driving a scooter)

  • 1 upgrade thanks to our bloggers' status

  • 5 unforgettable sea excursions including:

    • 1 choppy wind swell forcing us to swim back to the shore

    • 3 local meals tasted on boat

    • 1 mortal sea snake

    • 1 boat wreck

    • 6 sea turtles

  • 1 war wound (if possible, try to get down by the LEFT side of the motorbike)

  • 8 visits to the pharmacy

  • 1 transit to the hospital

  • 1 stay in a guesthouse built on stilts in the middle of a slum

  • 15 hours delayed departure including (if possible):

    • 5 hours of waiting in a boarding room without A/C because of an electricty cut

    • 1 police Jack Russel educated to detect drugs

    • 1 boat engine failure

    • 1 night and 3 meals improvised on board

    • 1 dedicated karaoke

    • 1 big fright of missing our plane (2 hours more and it would have become true)

Method (overview):

  • BOHOL

Sunset/Sunrise on the Chocolate Hills

Buggy getaway


  • SIQUIJOR

Booking a guesthouse off the beaten track

Strolling in scooter without rushing


  • NEGROS

Excursion to Apo Island to meet the sea turtles


  • SIARGAO

Loop of the island with a two wheels

Discovery of the palm tree forest

Lunch stop at the Pacifico Resort

Island Hopping Activity


  • PALAWAN

Island Hopping in Port Barton

Full-day Island Hopping in a private banka in the El Nido region

Stay in Coron between scooter trip, sunset and last Island Hopping


The bill (for 2): 1293€




Positive feedback:

  • The kindness and attitude of locals towards us (smiling, funny and helpful)

  • The openness of the Filipino culture

  • The landscapes and turquoise waters worthy of postcards

Negative feedback:

  • The country remains more expensive than other Asian countries

  • The influx of tourists to El-Nido and Coron, which makes it difficult to access an authentic experience in this region

  • The food not very varied and largely influenced by the American colonization (burgers, pizzas, fried chicken ...) and the poverty of the country (neck, intestines and chicken legs ...)

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